Infinidash: AWS’s New Observability Play Has Great Bones and a Terrible Bedside Manner

With my bizarre re:Invent lounge pass (read as: Cloud Practitioner Certification) expiring later this year, it behooves me to take another AWS certification exam to keep the lounge goodies flowing. This year I opted for the “beta” Sysops Administrator Associate exam. I give it the scare quotes around “beta” because—when you’re charging people money (in […]

I begin this week with an admission. A while back, I opined on Twitter that a site I ran, stop.lying.cloud, was unacceptably slow. To save you a click, that site retrieves the AWS status page, applies some transforms to clean up part of the “endless sea of green,” and returns the result. It did this […]

"There is no story about AWS that can't be awkwardly and ineffectively rebutted in the most unsympathetic way possible."

AWS does a terrible job at marketing their products to users. We know how to fix it.

A primer on the history of AWS, how it developed, why it’s been so transformative, and how it’s easy to make fun of.

Discussing the impact of the Elastic decision to relicense its open source software to a proprietary SSPL license.

When I wrote about turning down an AWS job offer I had a whole bunch of people ranging from “multiple VPs” to “remarkably senior managers / engineers / contributors” to “aggrieved ex-employees” all come out of the woodwork to explain their perspective as to how AWS approaches paying people. I’ve been keeping notes on everything […]

If you look across the vast landscape of AWS services through a lens of billing, a pattern begins to emerge. There are of course the usual collection of billing jokes. You’re not charged for what you use, but for what you forget to turn off. Your AWS bill is a function of how many engineers […]

(Full credit to Alice Goldfuss for the absolutely incredible title.) So, AWS booted Parler off of their service on the grounds that “calling for the assassination of elected officials was well outside the bounds of AWS’s acceptable use policy,” and half of the internet is suddenly an expert on reverse cloud migrations. I’m going to […]

AWS Data Transfer billing is, to understate massively, arcane. At a high level: Data transfer inbound is free. Data transfer to the internet costs a larger pile of money. Data transfer between availability zones within a region costs a pile of money (usually 2¢ per GB in the “main” regions, but costs can spike way […]

One of my favorite things to do at the end of the year is dive into a bit of writing code myself. I’m incredibly bad at it, which—while frustrating from an execution perspective—makes posts like this way more entertaining. My lingua franca is “Python.” This shouldn’t shouldn’t be misconstrued as me saying, “I’m good at […]

By far the most notable release of re:Invent this year was gp3 EBS volumes. They offer a flat 20% discount from gp2 volumes with no drawbacks and can be done in place. Today, I’d like to explore a little bit more about what makes these so awesome. Let’s start by calling out what EBS volumes […]